Dear Mr. Wire Ontrupeloffski,
Many thanks for your letter of application dated Sonntag 2 März 2013.
Having reviewed your attached CV and application letter we can see that you have many skills that we at Stanstons & Walters are constantly searching for.
We do however have some concerns with your recent appearances in the press, namely www.dk5dr.blogspot.com We are a well respected company in the United Kingdom and known world wide.
We did notice that sales of G5RV did start to increase in late 2012, while at the time we had no idea what was driving these sales we are happy to know that this was caused by your many trips over to the UK on your PBOTA to steal the antennas from young and unwitting British HAM's.
We would like to invite you for an interview at your earliest connivance in person. We can send our driver to collect you from an airport of your choice and request that you reply to our concerns noted above together with a recent photograph of yourself to allow our driver to easily identify you at the airport.
With regard to your request about purchasing a new Optimod. Firstly we really don't recommend you use this or any other device in the manner you have been using them up to now. Actually we would suggest that you listen around on Ch 40 for a strong German CB'er in or around your area of Germany, he is regularly giving advice on how people should go about making improvements to their audio. Basically just use a standard microphone and don't bother with all this electronic gubbins. Perhaps if you need a place to hide your panties at short notice you could simply swallow them.
We look forward to your reply.
Best regards and 73's from Walters and Stanstons
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