Woohoo! Let us prey while Bob is away....

Let us pray, please join together 

 

with our great mother Merkel..

Our father, which art on forty meters,

Hallowed be all those that he angers.

Thy Kingdom come. 

Oh what on earth has Walter done, 

Give him this day, his daily medication.

And forgive him for upsetting that disabled young M6 operator,

who innocently called him one day on forty meters. 

And lead us not into temptation, 

But deliver us from all his evil. 

For thine is not his kingdom alone,

The power he has, but the glory he will never,

 for ever ever.

Amen.

Rev. Bob

Bob here, I am off to Singapore for a short assignment!

I wont have access to listen in and report as regularly as I would like. Rest assured though our intrepid team will be scouring the air, making notes and sending over their reports for me to review and post as and when I can.

Now to the news:

Mrs. Walt called our office avowing that Mr. Walt has fallen out with his best buddy Helmet, all because Dunster Dave stirred things  & told Helmet he loves Mr. Walt more that Helmet does! All this unraveled live on Ch 19! Apparently Dunster told Helmet Mr. Walt was his Megawatt buddy and that his Megawatt bud was only hanging out with him as no one else would twiddle with his big burner knob.  Not even Mrs. Walt would dare touch that big nob!

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Mr. Walt used his 6KW's and cloud warmer early on Friday morning in an attempt to improve on the cold weather, running low on firewood and not able to chop as fast as in his younger days, thought that just sending out a few 6KW yawns out on air might just solve the problem of keeping he and Mrs. Walt (our hero) warm.

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A freak storm will hit the UK later today, a cold front is moving in from Northern Germany.  

The MET office reported that an unusual weather system appears to be building above a small garden shed in a tiny relatively unknown North German village, this unusual weather system is quickly moving towards the UK and causing freak storms in its path.  A flood warning was issued for Dunstable.  Ms. Smythe-Udders-Blunket A elderly local lady with wrinkly tights and wispy hairs growing from her nose was reported as saying "they air down here is full of a stifling torrid smell bit like swine poo.

Mr. Smith the local Dunstable Gong Farmer told our reporters that he has suspected for some time that others have been "lifting" his prizes before he can get there in the early mornings. "This job used to be alright but now everyone want a piece of it" said Mr. Smith   

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  A Local constable from Dunstable was reported running through the streets in his nightgown warning people to stay inside and only come out if they really need to use their outside lavatories.

End of the news.

Helga will be keeping he beautiful Asian ears bang on frequency and bringing more news as it happens. Stay tuned... 

Dunster Dave is still trying to figure out how all those inters join the nets to make up an internet.

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We have ended the poll and once all the data has been de-dunstered will publish the results.

Meanwhile let us once again say out aloud  

with our great mother Merkel..

Our father, which art on 40m,

Hallowed be those he angers.

Thy Kingdom come. 

Oh what on earth has Walter done, 

Give him this day his daily medication.

And forgive him for upsetting the disabled young M6 operator,

that innocently called him on forty meters. 

And lead us not into temptation, 

But deliver us from his evil. 

For thine is not his kingdom alone,

The power he has, but the glory he will never,

for ever ever.

Amen.

Rev. Bob C