Monday 14 January 2013

Greenpeace join with Somali pirates to track down DK5DR

Its been reported on CNN-CB that Greenpeace has enlisted the help of Somali pirates to hunt down DK5DR and charge him with cruelty to fish.

Over the past years it has become wold wide knowledge that Mr. Walter or DK5DR as he is better known has been catching and inhumanly squeezing fart gas out of vulnerable and helpless little fish. This has been going on just off the West coast of Africa aboard his ship "The Dummy Load"

The mad inventor and CB radio enthusiast has been reportedly squeezing fish in an cruel fashion in order to extract their valuable but EU banned fart gasses. Its reported that Mr. Walter (code named DK5DR) uses recycled G5RV's to extract the fish fart gas (FFG). he then secretly produces his latest invention for turning the Ozone into sporadic E (for Germany) thus creating year long period of propagation on 6 meters.

The long search for his ship "the dummy load" came to an end when 6 year old Fritz Fingermonger (or Fishfinger) as he is known to the locals found his location hidden in hidden archives of QRZ.com

More to come on this story as soon as the QRM clears.

B.C

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