Monday 14 January 2013

DK5DR Wifi Speed Spray! This stuff works!

Now this was an idea and one that allowed Walter to retire to his mega yacht off the West African coast.

Requiring better wifi speeds so far off the African coast he came up with yet another money spinner and adding to his long list of inventions for the advancement of radio! He became the only man (known to man) to bottle fish farts! Anyway after convincing many of his good buddy CB'er friends to spray this stuff all over their Yagi's n rubber ducks, he un-wittingly created the ionosphere (well for Germany at least it would appear)!

There are also reports ( from Fish-Net ) that DK5DR is now working on a joint venture project with anApple to promote his next invention "Ozone Spray" this he has high hopes will allow for greater 6 meter propagation all year round. The new Ozone reacting spray (bottled fish fart this time mixed with just a squeeze of his own) converts Ozone into Sporadic E!

Information on Walters Ozone reacting spray is limited, we hope to hold an interview with the intrepid inventor just as soon as he next weighs anchor.

Not convinced with Walters DK5DR Wifi Speed Spray? See the calculation below together with a photo of the product, one of our insider spy's ( Mr. James Bond'iker ) managed to swipe while aboard the good ship "Dummy Load".

Till next time...... Soon

TTFN from your friendly reporter Bob Clondiker


DK5DR Invention by Mr. Walter


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