Contesters!! PLEASE ITS THE WEEKEND!

What is it with all these contest calling morons? so many weekends taken up by these annoying folk spread all over the bands "CQ CQ blah blah CONTEST"

Don't you guys have partners who might want to call you to bed? or is "one handing your mic" ALL WEEKEND better than spending some time with your partner?

We are sure that the majority of others would appreciate some organization where contests limited and have band segments allocated!

    (maybe not)
    The above photo is a die hard (ex left handed single) contester.

What does Walt say?

"Well, you know I used to work in England! I had to leave because of the low power restrictions.  The only reason one could persuade me to go back these days is they have quite good access to fish... what being an island and all.  How does my audio sound?"

Actually to be fair to old man Mr. Walt we know he is not into contests.