Earlier
today ‘Wire‘ called our office and gave us what for!
Anyway that
part was rather boring so with Wire on speaker phone we all just sat around
yawning a lot.
What we did
find out is that Aldi had to fire him! It turns out that the pink thong he had
on this Friday was “borrowed” from the usual Aldi on sale section! Mrs.
Gotzfarht (Aldi area manager) caught him in the toilets trying to wash the “borrowed”
pink thong underwear. When Mrs.
Gotzfarht asked him to explain his actions Walt (or Wire as Dave from…..you
know this part…Dunstable..) simply said:
“Sorry Mrs.
Gotzfarht, I was about to put the thong back on the shelf, I just thought it
best to give them a wash first, you see I was just stacking the asparagus on
the shelf as I was caught short, im really sorry but I did a dummy load in them!
No more Dummy loads Walter! No more wearing our ladies undies! No more! its just not right!
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